Beaker Squeaker

What is Beaker Squeaker?

A lonely lame boy that tries to have sex with a beaker just so he can say he got some to keep the jocks from calling him gay.

Tim Gay is a beaker squeaker; he sticks his ding dong in beakers and drinks his spadgewhen he's done. Maybe he is really gay...

4.5

1. Campus police, not quite the 5-0 Dude, is that the 5-0? Nah, just 4.5, keep rollin..

One Down

1. the opposite of one upping someone, trying to match a complaint with and even worse grievance. Person A: I don't think I did to we..

Tard Cart

1. a bus, modified in length, designed to cart tards to their retarded destination. Whats better than riding the short bus? not being ret..

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