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the act of when a male with limbs engages in sexual intercourse with a female (or male in some rare cases) who are lacking limbs.
YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS
the other day i wacked off to bean porn. THAT BITCH HAD NO ARMS ! ... OR LEGS!
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