Bean Porn

What is Bean Porn?


1.

the act of when a male with limbs engages in sexual intercourse with a female (or male in some rare cases) who are lacking limbs.

YOU FUCKING PORCH MONKEYS

the other day i wacked off to bean porn. THAT BITCH HAD NO ARMS ! ... OR LEGS!

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