Bean Teats

What is Bean Teats?

What you get when a cow's teats start to shoot out colored beans, also known as rainbow beans.

Little Johnny: Aunt Joanne! Come Quick! The cows have gone mad and have a disease!

Aunt Joanne: Oh no dear, that's just them shooting out their Bean Teats.

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