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The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a beard of sh.. 
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A stick,coat hanger or anything handy used to break apart huge pieces of shit for stool flushing ease.
My turd log was so big I needed .. 
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A Target cart attendant (more recently refered to as Guest Attendant... but that's pretty much like calling a janitor a custodian) ..