Beaner Bomb

What is Beaner Bomb?


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When a tiny mexican walks into your room shouting "Dabu Jabba nana Wookie Chewie" then jumps on the closest girl and starts grinding his chorizo into her face screaming "I am fucking gay! Who gives a shit?" He then proceeds to scale your bed like a spider monkey and tries to finger your asshole and say " you are gross. I am not attracted to you." Although he secretly is.

Chuck is the only one who has mastered the beaner bomb.


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