Beanis

What is Beanis?


1.

An abnormally large Clitoris, so large that it resembles a Penis.

"I had a bit of a near gay experience last night, was goin down on this girl and she had a humongous beanis!"

See clitoris, bean, chode, labia

2.

beanisA Beaner/Mexican's Penis

girl:You like his beanis huh?

See weewee, mexican, beaner, peepee, beans

3.

A beaner's penis. beaners are not born with a normal penis, but a deformed one oddly shaped like a bean. Some beaners get their beanis cut off and replaced with a penis, others accept their heritage, and others eat it by mistake.

Juan: janet, why did you leave yesterday, i thought we were finally going to engage in sexual intercourse.

Janet: Sorry Juan, your beanis scared the shit outa me. Now get the fuck away from me, you fucking beaner, spic, bastard!

See beaner, sex, vagina, bean


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