What is Beanis?
1.
An abnormally large
"I had a bit of a near gay experience last night, was goin down on this girl and she had a humongous beanis!"
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2.
girl:You like his beanis huh?
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3.
A beaner's penis. beaners are not born with a normal penis, but a deformed one oddly shaped like a bean. Some beaners get their beanis cut off and replaced with a penis, others accept their heritage, and others eat it by mistake.
Juan: janet, why did you leave yesterday, i thought we were finally going to engage in sexual intercourse.
Janet: Sorry Juan, your beanis scared the shit outa me. Now get the fuck away from me, you fucking beaner, spic, bastard!
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