What is Bear Claw?
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all these made up definitions are ridiculous. the only definition bear claw is a fucking pastry.
bear claw is just a fucking donut.
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A giant turd, usually left in some chicks apartment after you bang her the night before, and sneak out in the morning.
I picked up this chick at the bar, she was all over me! We got back to her place, and the skully was shitty. So I chewed my arm off around 4am, left her a bear claw and bailed.
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When two dudes are giving a chick DP (double penetration) and the guy on top pulls out and blows his load on the bottom dude's yambag. The wrinkled sack with glazing resembles a "bear claw" pastry.
We were banging this hooker and I gave him a bear claw. Bear claaaaaaaaaaaaw.
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The remnants of what is left in the toilet bowl after flushing a large semi solid dump. the streaking pattern is said to resemble the slash of a bear claw.
yo dude..make sure you double flush after eating nachos as you left a mean bear claw in there.
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The effect tight pants have on a man, making his genitalia appear like a bear's claw. Whereas a woman would have a camel toe, a man would have a bear claw.
Did you see Frank's bear claw last night? It was disgusting.
Frank better buy a size larger next time. He may inadvertently produce a bear claw.
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A synonym for extremely large pussy lips.
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Magnificent bangs created by using hairspray and a curling iron at the same time; hence generating enough heat to give crusted arching spikes that resemble claws.
The bearer of the bangs has NO clue how weird they look and believe that it is beautiful. Style sighted only in the southern states. Called "The" bear claw also referred to as "Mall Hair".
Did you notice how all the waitresses in this Waffle House have a Bear Claw?
Yeah, even the waiter.
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