Bear Helmet

What is Bear Helmet?


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1.Any form of headware, be it your own hair or a hat, that resembles the pelt of a bear.

2.Anything ugly on your head.

Friend1: Hey bud, does my outfit look good enough to go clubbing?

Bud: GOOD LORD, besides that f@#$ing bear helmet you are wearing.

Friend1: My hair?

Bud: Yes, you retard, you have the worst mullet ever!


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