Bear Lake

What is Bear Lake?


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A tiny rat-hole town in northwestern Pa. Full of gross, ugly people who don't shower (dirties). With deer, raccoons, bears, and squirrels. Had a store once.....30 years ago. Now some people are living in half of the building. Kids who live there go to Sugar Grove Elementary then Eisenhower High School, or to Panama Central School(in NY). Plagued with forests, cows, fields, and dirt roads.....and maybe an amish family or two. Also, everybody not local has never heard of it.

Driver: Hey, I think we're in Bear Lake.

Passenger: Hey look, some cows! Oh wait...they're the people......

See the boonies


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