What is Bear Strangler?
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an enormous mobile heap of apparantly reconstituted flesh, which still maintains a strong desire to interact socially despite having rejected the other common goals of humanity for a life of killing bears with their hands, suffering the obvious consequences facially. See also
Just imagine mountain made of kebab meat which talks like Zelda off Terrahawks, smells like a septic tank and tries to sexually assault drunken men - Bear strangler
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A guy who asks for a bj and promises to give
you oral in return, but never does.
Ed didn't return the favor last night. He&apos..
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The Zing ninja owns ALL.
You've been owned by the zing
I've been owned by the zing
You've been owned by teh zingggggg ..