What is Bear Strangler?
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an enormous mobile heap of apparantly reconstituted flesh, which still maintains a strong desire to interact socially despite having rejected the other common goals of humanity for a life of killing bears with their hands, suffering the obvious consequences facially. See also
Just imagine mountain made of kebab meat which talks like Zelda off Terrahawks, smells like a septic tank and tries to sexually assault drunken men - Bear strangler
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