Beard Splitter Edit Meaning

1. The dark towel one puts down for their lady when it's naughty times as she is having her period. Used to avoid getting blood anywhe..

1. The act of giving a man a handjob with the pinkie finger extended, as though drinking a cup of tea. Alternatively, performing fellatio w..

1. The uncanny ability to detect when hideously ugly people are in close proximity to oneself, or are rapidly closing in on one's posi..