Beardage Edit Meaning

1. The state achieved by a person after he or she has consumed copious amounts of alcohol. Bob got so shmamdangled last night! See drunk,..

1. The act of unzipping ones pants and smacking somone across the face with a flacid or erect penis. Yo ass-hole if you don't shut th..

1. When someone hasn't had sex, or participated in any sexual acts in so long, they might as well be reset to a virgin. Or if the only..