Bearded Blumpkin

What is Bearded Blumpkin?

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a beard of shit

John's boyfriend looks like a real man after he gives a bearded blumpkin

See beard, blumpkin, poop, shit

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