Bearded Blumpkin

What is Bearded Blumpkin?

The act of receiving a blow job and taking a dump on the toilet at the same time after she/he is done they give themselves a beard of shit

John's boyfriend looks like a real man after he gives a bearded blumpkin

See beard, blumpkin, poop, shit

Z3ll

1. see "asshat" Look out its paul the z3ll See asshat..

Jaw Breaker

1. Someone with a thick penis Jacks cock is so thick his friends call him the jaw breaker See girth, cock, shlong, thick, hung, jaw break..

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