Bearded Clamshell Edit Meaning

1. A coalescence of 'cryptic' and 'dick' Cryp- mixed messages;lies Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a- A crypdick may also ..

1. Those disgusting little crumbs and bits of dried food that collect in and around your computer keyboard from eating at your workstation...

1. when you shit on your own penis and proceed to oral sex with ya lady!!!!!!!!!!! hey hey, how's about a chocolate covered banana!!!..