Bearded Dragon

What is Bearded Dragon?


1.

A docile lizard of Australian orgin, which are poplular pets in the U.S. Also known as beardies.

My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath when he started attacking his reflection in the cage.

2.

Unshaven Asian Vagina

I usually go for bald beavers, but damn that was one HOT bearded dragon

3.

When a red headed woman forgets to shave her vagina for a few days and a man rubs his face on the now grown in stubble of a beard.

Yo man, I tamed Sherry's bearded dragon last night and now my face burns.

See vagina, red, head, dragon, crotch, fire, sex

4.

When the ball sack hangs low and instead of the balls resting on her chin, they sag down and press against her neck when receiving oral

He looked down to see that his balls were on her neck, causing her to look a bit like a bearded dragon

See oral, sack, testes, balls, neck

5.

An adorable docile lizard from Australia that are popular pets in America. Also known as beardies.

My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath and got freaked out by his reflection and started trying to eat his own face.

6.

a drink consisting of 1 part rum, 2 parts tequila, 3 parts

lemon juice, 3 parts lime juice, and 1/2 part of jalapeno juice.

hey bartender, can i get two bearded dragons on the rocks.

See drinks, lizard, bar, bartender, juice, rum, tequila

7.

When having oral sex with a woman, grab her head as you blow so that all the sperm goes in, this should result in some running out of her nose, making hear resemble a chinese bearded dragon

Billy "I grabbed that bitches head and blew in her mouth till she looked like a bearded dragon!"

See oral, sex, blow, bearded, dragon, bearded dragon


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