What is Bearded Koala?
1.
A lady's bush with a large, bulbous clitoris (resembling a koala bear's nose) protruding.
Caption above a photograph in the Alice Springs Argos:
Popular Sheila is one of the few local bushwhackers who has a bearded koala - though she and hubbie Ron are too modest to boast about it. "It's the almost-luminous quality of the nose that makes me proud to be Australian," she smiles shyly, "there's too many Brazilians around today - and I don't think they're very nice."
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Caption above a photograph in the Alice Springs Argos:
Popular Sheila is one of the few local bushwhackers who has a bearded koala - though she and hubbie Ron are too modest to boast about it. "It's the almost-luminous quality of the nose that makes me proud to be Australian," she smiles shyly, "there's too many Brazilians around today - and I don't think they're very nice."