What is Bearded Lady Of Guildford?
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A lady who spends most of her time wandering around the town of Guildford, seemingly aimlessly. She has Think white eye brows, long white hair, and most noticeably a long white beard. She is a legend in Guildford and is loved by many, she is however ridiculed by chavs, but she doesn't care, she is a lone warrior.
Guildfordian: Hey Look! It's the bearded lady of guildford!
Guildfordian 2: Hey quick, video her on your phone and put it on Youtube!
Chav: Hey look! it's the bearded lady of Guildford!
Chav 2: Quick lets all throw our Mcdonalds chips at her!
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