What is Bearded Mesquito?
1.
The unfortunate male disorder where the penis is one quarter the circumference of a #2 pencil. Usually in the case of this "Micro Penis" the shaft has been covered with pubes just under the mushroom cap of the penis.
Girl - "You got to be fucking kidding me...!"
Guy - "What?" (as he stands there with pants around ankles)
Girl - "Ummm your dick looks like a bearded mesquito."
Guy - "Fuck you, most chicks think it's cute."
Girl - "It may be cute, but it's useless to me as I can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my clit"
See
Random Words:
1.
To go out in the middle of the night, and go pick oranges, but not eating them, using them to make your boobs look bigger, and fake.
O..
1.
Group of guys from Olin and Statesville, North Carolina, who all attended North Iredell High School and now hang out all the time.
KC D..
