Bearded Mesquito

What is Bearded Mesquito?


1.

The unfortunate male disorder where the penis is one quarter the circumference of a #2 pencil. Usually in the case of this "Micro Penis" the shaft has been covered with pubes just under the mushroom cap of the penis.

Girl - "You got to be fucking kidding me...!"

Guy - "What?" (as he stands there with pants around ankles)

Girl - "Ummm your dick looks like a bearded mesquito."

Guy - "Fuck you, most chicks think it's cute."

Girl - "It may be cute, but it's useless to me as I can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my clit"

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