What is Bearded Mesquito?
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The unfortunate male disorder where the penis is one quarter the circumference of a #2 pencil. Usually in the case of this "Micro Penis" the shaft has been covered with pubes just under the mushroom cap of the penis.
Girl - "You got to be fucking kidding me...!"
Guy - "What?" (as he stands there with pants around ankles)
Girl - "Ummm your dick looks like a bearded mesquito."
Guy - "Fuck you, most chicks think it's cute."
Girl - "It may be cute, but it's useless to me as I can get off better using a half eaten wet triscuit cracker on my clit"
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A Phrase Used in Orlando telling an individual to get lost,to go do something,stop jockin me,kill yourself.
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When a girl with a surprizingly loud voice, yells because her couch is on fire, making the noise of an exploding chipmunk.
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