Bearded Pompeii

What is Bearded Pompeii?

the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin

Tom: So what did you two do last night?

Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.

Tom: You are a sick freak.

See blood, pubic, hair, pompeii, vesuvius

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