Bearded Shrimp

What is Bearded Shrimp?


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When having sex on the beach after engaging in intercourse for a while, slip yourself and stick your penis in the sand. After coating yourself nicely place yourself back into your female companion and hang on for the ride.

We were at the beach and she was hassling me so I decided to slip her the bearded shrimp while going at it.

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