What is Bearded Shrimp?
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When having sex on the beach after engaging in intercourse for a while, slip yourself and stick your penis in the sand. After coating yourself nicely place yourself back into your female companion and hang on for the ride.
We were at the beach and she was hassling me so I decided to slip her the bearded shrimp while going at it.
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A rather obese individual, with poodle like locks, see through tops, tiny spaniel ear tits and a prolapsed stomach.
Is a level THUR-REE..
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your mother's arsehole
I was thinking earlier about poking a bit of cat shitinto your mummy's bum cunny.
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