What is Bearded Shrimp?
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When having sex on the beach after engaging in intercourse for a while, slip yourself and stick your penis in the sand. After coating yourself nicely place yourself back into your female companion and hang on for the ride.
We were at the beach and she was hassling me so I decided to slip her the bearded shrimp while going at it.
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(female) cultivated pubic hair pattern where the hair on the inside of the thighs is removed, any hair near the arse (or for that matter..
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To dump,(86), a girlfriend or a girl of similar relationship status.
"Bro, I can't come chill tonight.. my girl is making me ..
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A female of the ugly and/or obese variety.
See also Good Machine.
Woah guys don't look over there... total rusty machine.
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