Bearded Stanislaw

What is Bearded Stanislaw?


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Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.

With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."

See muff, vagina, eat, box, lunch, licking, oral, sex


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