What is Bearded Stanislaw?
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Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.
With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."
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The unexplainable desire to cut off one's own ear. Named after the artist who cut off his ear, then gave it to a hooker
Psychiatri..
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This is the widely accepted belief that Flying Rhinos exhist in a place called Calamentria.
I like flying rhinos..
