What is Bearded Stanislaw?
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Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.
With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."
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Two homosexuals having anal sex in public & during the day in the parking lot of the local jewel-osco grocery store.
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The time when you wake up and look like dog shit. After a night of too much partying or directly after vomiting after to many drink.
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A swirly in an unflushed toilet.
After I took a ginormous dump, I gave that bitch a Vegas Apple Bob.
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