What is Bearded Stanislaw?
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Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.
With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."
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a moron who wants to spend time with you more than you want to spend time with them, because they cannot stand their own company.
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A phrase used to identify a girl that is attractive enough for you to lick her asshole. Excessive beauty is required
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REAL DEFINITION:
A moustache that is long, and sticks out from the sides of your face, like the handle bars on a bike. The ends may cur..
