What is Bearded Stanislaw?
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Sexual position wherein a female with an overly hairy muff (70's style) sits on their partner's face, back to nose, so the bush creates a beard on the sat upon.
With summer approaching, my girl was preparing for bikini time by getting a brazillian wax. I told her, "Hold on, this is a rare opportunity to experience a Bearded Stanislaw."
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When the females pubic hair is so bushy and long, your dick screams for it's life while her genetal hair strangles your testicals!
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adj. 1. something that's completely and utterly janky.
2. The height of jankiness.
Man that new Michael Bay movie is jankariffic...
