Bearded-oyster

What is Bearded-oyster?

Furry female anatomy with a slight aroma of sea food (also known as poon)

I can't wait to slurp on a bearded-oyster when I get back to port, arr-matey!

Vitamin P

1. Cleaned up version of "pussy" as used in describing the female genitalia. The most important vitamin known to man. Tommy, we..

Cunt Stump

1. Any vagina. This definition exemplifies the vaginas similarity to an upside down tree stump I'll fuck her cunt stump till her tear..

Interview Without Coffee

1. British military slang for a severe lecture by a senior officer, usually regarding unruly behaviour. Prince Harry referred to a friend ..

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