Beardimony

What is Beardimony?

The species of marriage where both parties are using the other as a beard

Greg: I thought Darren, who likes to knit sweaters, was gay and Alice, who loves the LPGA, was also, but they just got married last week

Lori: I think they enered into a secret beardimony pact to cover their lifestyles from their parents and friends.

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