What is Beardimony?
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The species of marriage where both parties are using the other as a beard
Greg: I thought Darren, who likes to knit sweaters, was gay and Alice, who loves the LPGA, was also, but they just got married last week
Lori: I think they enered into a secret beardimony pact to cover their lifestyles from their parents and friends.
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Random Words:
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Scissor action with bloody vaginas.
Detective: What the fuck happened here.
Officer #1: Menstrual mashing sir..nstrual mashing.
Detec..
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the insertion of someone's testicles into another person's mouth, who then "swishes" them around with their tongue (..
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aka fucking hell
an outcry at something someone has just said, normally said after a bad surprise.
A: My sister's pregnant...
B:..