What is Beardimony?
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The species of marriage where both parties are using the other as a beard
Greg: I thought Darren, who likes to knit sweaters, was gay and Alice, who loves the LPGA, was also, but they just got married last week
Lori: I think they enered into a secret beardimony pact to cover their lifestyles from their parents and friends.
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A big fat line of charliein replacement of breakfast after a heavy night on the nose. Sorts you out for the day ahead.
I should be shat..
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The 69er shits, is a six second shit and 9 minutes to wipe cause your asshole keeps puckering up.
I was out drinking all night, and now..
