What is Beardjob?
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A beardjob is when you take your face-bush and rub it on your significant other's genitalia. Make sure you shampoo and condition it first for softness on your partner's giblets (or giblettes) and ease of cum removal for later.
Oh man my boyfriend gave me an amazing beardjob last night, I'm still picking his hairs out of mine.
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