Beardo Edit Meaning

1.

A weirdo with a beard.

In my travels I am constantly on the lookout for strange new beardos.

I can only hope that someday I will attain beardo status.

2.

Followers/musicians of the "whispering beard" style of folk music which originated in the Appalachian region of Kentucky specifically from the town of Whispering Beard on or around Whispering Beard Mountain in the Cumberland Gap area near the Kentucky, Virginia border.

A fan of folk music primarily but not exclusively bluegrass music.

A person who claims to be from the area of Whispering Beard.

Look at that beardo over there by the banjo.

See groupie, hippie, flower child, tree hugger, dead head

3.

Beardo is the name of a singer/songrwiter based out of California. His musical compositions are generally about low-life's, destroying the government, or making life a party. The genres that he plays vary from rap to rock. So far his most popular song has been "John Lennon," however it hasn't been put up for download. However he does have 3 songs, available on iTunes, called "Girls Girls Girls and Pills" "Losers" and "On the Run. He is signed with Shoot to Kill records. Beardo is usually assosciated with a group of rap artists, The Dyslexic Speedreaders, who are composed of three other rappers (Mickey Avalon, Dirt Nasty, and Andre Legacy).

- "Yo did you see Beardo last night?"

-"Ya man, he totally ripped it up at the Roxy."

See beard, rap, mickey avalon, andre legacy

4.

Beardo is the name of a legendary murderer. He supposedly works in a high school in New Jersey as a janitor. He kills people by rubbing his beard all over them until they are dead. During a bearding you may hear Beardo say things like: "Oh yeah, you're going to get the beard" or "I'm going to rub my beard all over you." Beardo makes a noise when he's bearding someone. You can imitate the noise by doing the following: Open your mouth and keep your lips loose. Make a low-pitched hum while shaking your head from side to side. Don't do this for long however because you might attract Beardo.

Unsuspecting victim: "What was that? I sure hope it wasn't Beardo waiting to beard me!"

Beardo: "Oh yeah, I’m going to beard you so good! <Beardo's noise>

Victim being bearded: "No, no, please no, anything but the beard!"

Beardo: “The beard is exactly what you're going to get!"

See beardo, bearding, bearded, beard, beards, janitor

5.

Noun - A person or thing that attempts to grow a beard but fails miserably.

Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.

Person 1: My oh my, look at Scott's new facial hair!

(No word can describe said "beard" except failure)

Person 2: He's such a beardo...

See beard, fool, failure, mustache, shave, shaving

6.

a hipster with a big ol', unruly, full-facial beard (and usually wearing a hoodie or knit hat)

Me: The gastropub in Fishtown was so filled with beardos we had to leave.

You: With what???

Me: You know - bearded hipsters wearing hoodies, and (even though they're hanging in a "gastropub") drinking PBR & Miller High Life.

See hipster, beardnick, indie, hippy, emo, beatnik

7.

a weirdo with a beard. Or a weirdo who is so weird that you can call him a beardo anyways.

santa clause is a fat beardo.

See weirdo