Beardsley

What is Beardsley?


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A rather large woman that has a beard.

A mythical beast that resides in cool moist places and has 5 o clock shadow at 8 AM and is of the female species. Musk is produced in the genital regions and is the most pungent odor known to man. It has been said that the Beardsley totes a Pantry with massive quantities of high caloric food. In rare instances the Beardsley will burp or scratch at her leathery skin producing a grainy, dry sound. It has been reported that the Beardsley has more chest hair than an Italian man. Recent research has shown that uncontrollable body dandruff is also a key feature of a Beardsley.

I saw a Beardsley buying a Mach 3 Turbo today!!

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