What is Beardsley?
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A rather large woman that has a beard.
A mythical beast that resides in cool moist places and has 5 o clock shadow at 8 AM and is of the female species. Musk is produced in the genital regions and is the most pungent odor known to man. It has been said that the Beardsley totes a Pantry with massive quantities of high caloric food. In rare instances the Beardsley will burp or scratch at her leathery skin producing a grainy, dry sound. It has been reported that the Beardsley has more chest hair than an Italian man. Recent research has shown that uncontrollable body dandruff is also a key feature of a Beardsley.
I saw a Beardsley buying a Mach 3 Turbo today!!
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ROFL Whilst Eating Cornflakes
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Using the output of one's female productive system to stupefy the world at large. Used to profound effect by tacky Sarah Palin.
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