Beardstauch Edit Meaning

1. someone who is from canada that yak molester is annoying the fuck out of me. See moose fucker, josh..

1. when you get like a total pain in your nuts from beatin off too hard and yo're slapping your nuts with your hand adn it's like..

1. The Father of Metal. Basically, what all those little wannabe metalheads who orgasm over lousy nu-metal like Slipknot are completely mi..