Beardstauch Edit Meaning

1. To be far away. A bastardization of Boonies+ Far = Farnies. My dorm room is in the farnies...

1. when you cum on a girls face then throw your pubes at her so she looks like Abe Linkon.. I did some girl last night and gave her an abe..

1. an initial invitation of the ritual of buttsecksing, it involves inserting the umaro into another's butt with the promise of repeat..