What is Beardy?
1.
A word sometimes used to describe experienced veterans of Warhammer or Warhammer 40,000 with the same definition as
"You just got
pwned by my nobz!" That's because you're beardy."
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2.
The ultimate trait one can posess. Once considered beardy, one is completely fulfilled as a human and may die happily. Individuals who have achieved this: James Draney, Ted Gold, Abraham Lincoln (somewhat hindered by his death, but not too drastically).
Note: While certainly a plus, a beard is not required to achieve beardiness. It merely implies that the object classified as beardy is generally excellent.
Me: Gee, Ted Gold, you're so beardy! The beardiest, in fact.
Ted Gold: What was that? I couldn't hear you over my superiority.
Me: (faints from exposure to potent beardiness).
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3.
Technically cheating in a RPG game as your items are
"Come off it mate, that armour is beardy"
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4.
When a gay guy goes on and on about the hotness of some rather plain chick in a vain attempt to appear straight, that chick is beardy.
1.) God, why do girls go on about that Debra Messing? Can't they tell she's so fuckin' beardy?
2.) I used to think Katie Holmes looked pretty beardy, and then she hooked up with Tom Cruise. Man, did I call that--she's the
über -beard!
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5.
1) Noun. Word describing a huge, hairy and deformed penis.
2) A warhammer geek.
Oh my god what a huge Beardy that is indeed!!
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6.
a penis toucher, someone who enjoys touching penis although insists there straight.
Fred "see that guys chick?"
Clive "yeah, but i hear he touches cock"
Fred "yeah hes beardy"
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7.
A raw untamed force of pure charm,charisma an awesomeness given human form.
" beardy Love of our soul!!"
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