What is Bearism?
1.
Bearism is religion founded by that great and skilled word smith Dylan. Its the art of taking a few months off work/school/life and hibernating over the course of winter like bears do. Staying in doors and sleeping a lot is largely whats involved, as well as surrounded yourself with a lot of your favorite food stuffs.
"Mommy, When i grow up i want to join the cult of Bearism!!!! Dylan is such a charismatic leader, and i don't want to have to goto school in the cold"
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2.
Irrational hatred or intolerance of stuffed Teddy Bears.
The family's bearism was so thick, they half starved their Bears.
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