Bearism

What is Bearism?


1.

Bearism is religion founded by that great and skilled word smith Dylan. Its the art of taking a few months off work/school/life and hibernating over the course of winter like bears do. Staying in doors and sleeping a lot is largely whats involved, as well as surrounded yourself with a lot of your favorite food stuffs.

"Mommy, When i grow up i want to join the cult of Bearism!!!! Dylan is such a charismatic leader, and i don't want to have to goto school in the cold"

See beargasm, dylanism, dylan, ism

2.

Irrational hatred or intolerance of stuffed Teddy Bears.

The family's bearism was so thick, they half starved their Bears.

See bear, bears, prejudice, bigotry, intolerance


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