Bear-strangler

What is Bear-strangler?


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noun. A mild term of abuse used to describe a person (of either sex) whose physique, countenance and social skills combine in so terrifying a fashion as to suggest that their only hope of ever gaining sexual satisfaction would be to strangle a bear then rape the corpse.

"Hello" she boomed, in a voice that could easily be heard above the constant bass thump of the nightclub's, frankly illegal, sound system. I took one glance and turned to run. She was a Bear-strangler, and no amount of bronzy glitter tan was going to fool me into becoming her first human victim.

See munter, minger, swamp donkey, creature, gargoyle


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