What is Beast Monger?
1.
One who has an extreme lust for inserting his penis into the orifices of various animals.
That son of a bitch is such a beast monger.
2.
Someone who has an extremely unattractive significant other.
"Did you see {insert name here}'s girlfriend? He's turned into a complete beast monger!!"
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Any unpleasant, unidentified smell or odor, usually in the context of an enclosed area. Flatulence may or may not be involved.
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(n) A person or object which moves slowly.
I'm late for work because I got behind some Tortise Von Snails on the highway...
