What is Beast Monger?
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One who has an extreme lust for inserting his penis into the orifices of various animals.
That son of a bitch is such a beast monger.
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Someone who has an extremely unattractive significant other.
"Did you see {insert name here}'s girlfriend? He's turned into a complete beast monger!!"
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an older man who's looking good for his age!
doesn't have to be really, really old. fit middle aged men usually fit into this..
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When a girl loses her virginity she bleeds and when the man ejaculates his cum is white hence ketchup and mayonnaise.
I lost my virgini..