What is Beast Monger?
1.
One who has an extreme lust for inserting his penis into the orifices of various animals.
That son of a bitch is such a beast monger.
2.
Someone who has an extremely unattractive significant other.
"Did you see {insert name here}'s girlfriend? He's turned into a complete beast monger!!"
Random Words:
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A slight dampening of the panties as a result of uncontrolable and spasmodic laughter.
That joke was so funny, it made me pee a little...