What is Beaster?
1.
The act of licking or eating out one's ass and or asshole. This act was invented by Todd Beaster.
1. I don't got your 20 dollars right now, but I can give you a beaster instead.
2. Did you hear about Bill? He gave Tammy a beaster, thats fucking sick dude.
2.
not dank, a lesser quality of nug. Usually smells of hay
hey you got any chronic
ya.
that shit aint dank thats just some beaster
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3.
To set the record straight, a beaster is an individual who lives life with no limits. Specifically, it pertains to a person who on a daily basis, or at least on weekends, consumes three or more tall cans of
Don't bring Pat to the BBQ, that fool's a beaster.
Oh really, what's that?
He'll drink and smoke all your shit.
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4.
An individual whose placid exterior hides a savage beast within. Such individuals tend to work in staid corporate atmospheres and terrorize fools with a mastery of white collar arcana. Approach beaster at your own peril.
Person 1: Dude just laid the smack down with that pretrial motion.
Person 2: Yeah. Beaster.
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5.
On Pascha (Easter), your buddies come over with cans of beast (milwaukee best). You paint the cans, hide them, and have a beast hunt.
Guy 1: Hey, what are you doing for zombie Jesus day?
Guy 2: Having a Beaster hunt, of course!
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