What is Beasties?
1.
Milwaukee's Best Ice beer. The cheapest beer you can get. Usually 12-13 dollars a 30 pack.
beasties is the best way to get drunk for cheap.
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2.
When you laugh, and you can't do anything.
"Oh man, I got the beasties and peed myself because my dick muscles couldn't keep in my urine, it WAS that funny!"
3.
Lesbians who are best friends and have no plans to have sex with each other or date.
John: You two should date
Les#1: Ew no. Why?
John: You two are perfect for each other and you're both lesbians
Les#2: We're beasties dude. That's gross.
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4.
A scottish word for insects, creepy crawlies
"I do like camping but there are just too many beasties for me to fully enjoy myself".
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