What is Beastler?
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A straw chomping racist pig hick, often found on a horse and cow farm, who abuses puppies. A member of the clean plate club, also acts 20 years older than they are. Wears leather boots, cowboys hats, camel toed jeans, and Confederate Flag shirts.
I can't believe that Beastler left her puppy in the car when it's 30 below!!!
What the fuck is Beastler wearing today?
Beastler must have had to jump off the barn roof to get into those Wranglers today!
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It's when you're playing football and you noticed just before you get tackled in the nuts that you lost your jock strap... OR ..
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when u make a woman orgasm two times, on a waterbed.
Jenna got double bounced.
Jenna: OMG, I've never been double bounced.
Mike:..
