Beastyj

What is Beastyj?


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A fat lard that rides lawn mowers and slightly resembles a slab of moldy roast beef.

Smells like moose.

Perma-camel toe.

Razor Burnt Cooter.

"Move over GEOFFFREEY!"

Beasty J had anal sex, but her mom walked in and her boyfriend pulled out and Beasty J shat everywhere, and her boyfriend vomitted on her shoes.

Taking a crap on someone's lawn AKA pulling a Beasty J.


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