What is Beastyj?
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A fat lard that rides lawn mowers and slightly resembles a slab of moldy roast beef.
Smells like moose.
Perma-camel toe.
Razor Burnt Cooter.
"Move over GEOFFFREEY!"
Beasty J had anal sex, but her mom walked in and her boyfriend pulled out and Beasty J shat everywhere, and her boyfriend vomitted on her shoes.
Taking a crap on someone's lawn AKA pulling a Beasty J.
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1. A slightly good looking black guy who is a complete ass-hole.
2. A guy who bashes other guys in order to take advantage of a girl.
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A humorous name for the male genitals; most humorously used when drunk as shit.
You please me, woman. I will now permit you to suck on..
