What is Beastyj?
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A fat lard that rides lawn mowers and slightly resembles a slab of moldy roast beef.
Smells like moose.
Perma-camel toe.
Razor Burnt Cooter.
"Move over GEOFFFREEY!"
Beasty J had anal sex, but her mom walked in and her boyfriend pulled out and Beasty J shat everywhere, and her boyfriend vomitted on her shoes.
Taking a crap on someone's lawn AKA pulling a Beasty J.
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Two midgets wrestling naked and one is an amputee.
Roger: did you watch UFC last night?
Blair: yeah there was a ton of nugget munching..