Beastyj

What is Beastyj?

A fat lard that rides lawn mowers and slightly resembles a slab of moldy roast beef.

Smells like moose.

Perma-camel toe.

Razor Burnt Cooter.

"Move over GEOFFFREEY!"

Beasty J had anal sex, but her mom walked in and her boyfriend pulled out and Beasty J shat everywhere, and her boyfriend vomitted on her shoes.

Taking a crap on someone's lawn AKA pulling a Beasty J.

Hometime Attack

1. A sudden, often spontaneous, urge to go home. After wandering the Forest of Doom for hours, Tim had a hometime attack. See doom, time,..

Letti

1. Lots of shredded lettuce; too much lettuce to handle. "Could I please get two cruncy tacos, hold the letti, and extra tomtoms (ple..

Taco Nazi

1. The drive thru guy at the Taco Bell in Burnsville, MN. If you ask any questions he will snap and act like you are the dumbest person al..

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