What is Beat And Chaw?
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Verb: to masturbate (preferably to pornography) with a huge wad of smokeless tobacco in your mouth...the spitter must be within reach to grab with your left hand to spit while youre still wanking...makes the masturbation sesh more relaxing and pleasurable
dude after school im goin to the 7-11 to get a tin of copenhagen, then im going home and having a beat and chaw before my parents get home...last time i did it my dick was throbbing and i shot my load 6 feet! too bad i spilled my spitter afterwards
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