Beat Farmers

What is Beat Farmers?

The bestest band EVER.

Too bad Country Dick dropped dead on stage. I can just hear him now.

"Hey, hey, Hey!! Get your dirty boots out of my grave you maggot!"

"Happy Boy" is the new national anthem!

Tourniquet Twister

1. When your girlfriend wraps multiple rubber bands around your penis very tightly and then she proceeds to suck as if she is trying to rem..

Gateshead

1. A bit of a shit hole when compared to Newcastle which is across the river. Home of the Metrocentre, rusty angels and drugged up, charva ..

Re-gifter

1. A person who gives things they received from others as gifts. They take what was given to them and send it to someone else out of lazin..

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