Beat Farmers

What is Beat Farmers?


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The bestest band EVER.

Too bad Country Dick dropped dead on stage. I can just hear him now.

"Hey, hey, Hey!! Get your dirty boots out of my grave you maggot!"

"Happy Boy" is the new national anthem!


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