Beat Farmers

What is Beat Farmers?

The bestest band EVER.

Too bad Country Dick dropped dead on stage. I can just hear him now.

"Hey, hey, Hey!! Get your dirty boots out of my grave you maggot!"

"Happy Boy" is the new national anthem!

Violing

1. to place a tail between legs. That drunk violed my monkey!..

Layin Some Pipe

1. The moment prior to taking a major dump. Pipers are long pieces of poo that sometimes get to the length of a foot or so. Dude, I can&a..

Philadelphia Balboa Bounce

1. When you're doing a girl a doggy style and just before you blow, you put your arms in the air and jump up and down like Rocky Balbo..

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