Beat Farmers

What is Beat Farmers?

The bestest band EVER.

Too bad Country Dick dropped dead on stage. I can just hear him now.

"Hey, hey, Hey!! Get your dirty boots out of my grave you maggot!"

"Happy Boy" is the new national anthem!

Harvest Green Bananas

1. to go for elementary school girls "when you buy green bananas you wait for them to ripe then you eat them" ;) meaning you wa..

Mustard Dick Slap

1. When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your..

Erdigese

1. erdigese is a private, coded language. it is spoken by putting the ''erdig'' before each vowel. it was around in th..

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