Beat Meat

What is Beat Meat?

Verb; To masturbate.

"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."

"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."

An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction

His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat

See jerk off, masturbate, dick, hand

Yalking

1. Having someone talk your ear off about absolutely nothing. BRB, my mother is yalking to me on the phone. See talk, talking, yak, yakk..

Jurisdicktion

1. to own ones vagina Jimmy dated Sally and had sex with her everyday for five months, therefore he had the jurisdicktion in her vagina. ..

Analsexophobic

1. someone who has an extremely large fear of anal sex. Get the hell away from me I'm an analsexophobic!!!! See Sara..

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