Beat Meat

What is Beat Meat?

Verb; To masturbate.

"Give me some lotion, I need to beat my meat."

"Hand me that gatorade, I need to beat my meat."

An act when a guy touches his penis to get sexual satisfaction

His mutha caught him beatin tha meat in da bathroom, i.e beat meat

See jerk off, masturbate, dick, hand

Z - Grade Celebrity

1. a so called celeribity from shows like Big Brother, only popular for the time the show is on, but when its over they are never heard off..

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1. really happy smiley face as if you're smiling to yourself, often used on myspace "i met my friends last night, so much fun!! ..

Colder Than A Penguins Chuff

1. Extremly cold, bloody cold, effin' freezin', dickshrinkingly frigid. If refering to self, then may be said through chattering..

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