Beat My Bagel

What is Beat My Bagel?

A slang term for female masturbation.

Alternative uses include:

Beat Your Bagel

Bagel Beater

1: I'm in control when I beat my bagel.

2: I heard she just stays home all day and beats her bagel.

See bagel, female masturbation, masturbation, sex, slang

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