Beat My Bagel

What is Beat My Bagel?

A slang term for female masturbation.

Alternative uses include:

Beat Your Bagel

Bagel Beater

1: I'm in control when I beat my bagel.

2: I heard she just stays home all day and beats her bagel.

See bagel, female masturbation, masturbation, sex, slang

Bart; N.

1. a stupid mistake; a brain fart she had a bart and missed the $100 question..

Queers Of War

1. 1. The name my brother uses to call the XBOX:360 game "Gears of War." 2.Referring to homosexual people in the armed forces. ..

Absofuckinlutely

1. Confirming that a factual chunk of information is undeniably, and indisputably true. Did your dog pee on my lawn Joe? Absofuckinlutley..

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