Beat Pad

What is Beat Pad?

1. A pad made to enable people to play DDR in the comfort of their own homes.

2. Any mat put on the ground for the express purpose of masterbating upon. Usually the mat has a target designating the spot to be finished on.

3. A very sticky welcome mat.

The other day I walked in on Robert sitting on the beat pad indian style jerking the turkey.

I walked up to Judy's house, and right in front of the door was a beat pad. I sunk into it like quicksand.

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