Beat Post

What is Beat Post?


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1)Any vertical object, usually a postor polethat is used to lean against when masturbating.

I didn't know what to get him for his birthday so i just built him a beat post in his backyard.

See masturbating, jerking off, post, beating off, choking the chicken, dillon


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