Beat Rag

What is Beat Rag?

A towel or piece of cloth kept handy by males, used to clean up after maturbation.

a.) Pam found Jimmy's dirty beat rag tucked under his matress.

b.) In case of 'emergencies' Jimmy liked to walk around with his beat rag in his back pocket.

No Shit, Einstein!

1. A very sarcastic way to say that someone says a stupid line. Frits: Beer is f*cking good. Henk: No shit, Einstein! See no shit sherlo..

Shit-for-brainiac

1. A stupid person who thinks he or she is smart. Sam: I thought oil would smother the flames of the fire. Dave: Way ta go, shit-for-bra..

Mushroom Farmer

1. Somebody who treats people like mushrooms - keeps them in the dark, whilst feeding them shit. A manager who fails to inform his staff o..

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