Beat The Bishop

What is Beat The Bishop?


1.

To manually stimulate the penis with the hand, typically until orgasm. To masturbate. So-called because the foreskin on the uncircumcized penis, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop's mitre.

Ma caught Jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. She opened the door to say 'goodnight' just as he was jizzin' all over the quilt!

See masturbate, jerk-off, spank the monkey, choke the chicken

2.

to flog the log

to stroke the salami

to play tug-of-war with cyclops

to shake the sausage

to fly solo

to jiggle the joystick

to tickle the tusk

to peel the banana

3.

a synonym for the term "jerk off"

shit ....she so sluty , she made my dick hard. now i gotta go home and beat the bishop.

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