What is Beat The Bishop?
1.
To manually stimulate the penis with the hand, typically until orgasm. To masturbate. So-called because the foreskin on the uncircumcized penis, when not retracted, is said to resemble a bishop's mitre.
Ma caught Jimbo last night, playing beat the bishop. She opened the door to say 'goodnight' just as he was jizzin' all over the quilt!
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2.
to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage
to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana
3.
a synonym for the term "
shit ....she so sluty , she made my dick hard. now i gotta go home and beat the bishop.
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Random Words:
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An answer you reply with when someone tells you something that you don't care about
OMG I got Drew's number!!
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1.
reasoned facts torn to shreds with overly emotional so- called intuition.
It's always pussy logic with her.
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A person on hallucinagetic drugs who sees themselves as another person. Usually a makebeleive one.
Dude, Zinky Karfunkle is hear.
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