Beat The Squirt

What is Beat The Squirt?


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Sexual act in which a man, in the crucial moments before the woman ejaculates, withdraws and rushes across the room to the opposing wall and tags it with his hand, thus "beating the squirt."

Shit, son, I beat the squirt just seconds before Marie gushed all over my Cobain poster.

See squirting, female ejaculation


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