What is Beat Up Meat Curtains?


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A vagina with abnormally loose labia; displeasing to the eyes; unwanted.

I was going to sleep with Jessica, but ol' girl had some beat up meat curtains. (This is usually followed by a frown, or if you are typing, use : or ;( to show dissatisfaction with said vagina.)

See wizard's sleeve, vagina, pussy, kitten, etc


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