Beat Wood

What is Beat Wood?

verb. To masturbate so hard/fast that the chair or bed you're on starts to make knocking or creaking sounds.

when i get home, im going to beat my wood to my mom's victoria's secret catalogue.

Chrismahanzaakwanukkah

1. noun, combination of three most common winter holidays, used in order to be politically correct. I wished my boss a Happy Chrismahanzaa..

Pr Points

1. punk rock points. Those who use pr points are in no way punk rock. Those who make fun of those who use them are in no way punk rock. ..

Holdsmostone

1. when holdsie dances it up while stoned off his ass. oh shit, here comes the holdsmostone again. quick! get the camera! See jumbie..

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