Beat Wood

What is Beat Wood?

verb. To masturbate so hard/fast that the chair or bed you're on starts to make knocking or creaking sounds.

when i get home, im going to beat my wood to my mom's victoria's secret catalogue.

Malarchy

1. mal-ark-ee Something that generates a lot of work or fuss. "I can't be bothered with all that malarchy." or "Orga..

Aqueduct

1. A place where you can lose all your money, gamble with loads of degenerites, and slap a program against your thigh while yelling nonsenc..

Yeah, Anyways!

1. 1) To agree with someone. Person 1: There sure are a lot of people in the hallway. There must be an exam today. Person 2: Yeah, anyway..

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