Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Nub Lover

1. (n.) One who has a fetish with nubs from amputated limbs. Damn, I always knew Jeff was a nub lover...especially when he married Peggy t..

Iao

1. said like seen. i-a-o. stands for in and out. it was also said in clockwrok orange by the main character Alex. Away Message: Im working..

W Thinking

1. When a man or woman feels without a shadow of a doubt and only circumstantial evidence that they could have sexual relations with anothe..

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