Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Kever

1. Name of a Caucasian-male. People named Kever are often musical,awesome, and all over funny. There are only 3 known Kever's in the w..

Auspicious Incident

1. The 1826 destruction of the Janissary corps in the Ottoman Empire. The Janissaries felt inadequate because the Sultan was building a ne..

Yasminism

1. The belief that Yasmin is a janky hoe. This is the Church of Yasminism. We are all full up here. See yasmin, omgpop, bagel, trauma, ca..

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