Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Kikstand

1. JonnyP made this and it means that ur dik is so long you can use it as a kik stand my dik is 4 and a half feet long so i can just lean ..

Excess Tax On Stupidity

1. noun - the lottery. Some consider it the tax on stupidity because the proceeds go to the state, and only the stupid pay it. John: I got..

Emo Scene Boy

1. an emo scene boy is a exactly as it sounds. it is often used in terms of when people are acting melodramatic and bitchy. "i am so ..

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