Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

9/9/99

1. The date on which a computer bug caused Daft Punk's synthesizer to explode. The accident necessitated reconstructive surgery for bo..

Verdigasm

1. The euphoric and sexually aroused mental state suffered by an otherwise useless attorney that has finally accomplished a court victory a..

Nochy

1. night ...and his rot open to the cold nochy air...

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