Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Dumpster With Shutters

1. n. A really shitty house Wow, check out that dumpster with shutters...

Spalge

1. the residue found on someones sheets who cannot be bothered to clean them after mastibating. man, my sheets are all covered in spalge...

Iiuu

1. Stands for "illegal, immoral, unhealthy, unsafe." Applies to a lot of things. Used by several youth groups as a mantra or a si..

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