Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

S.a.s.s.

1. acronym that stands for Scandalous, Abbrasive, Seductive, Sweet. used to show a mixture of characteristics that is irresistible to eve..

Datefade

1. When someone who goes on dates and no matter how hard they try never get laid. Eg. That guy goes on so many dates and doesn't get ..

Muff Mustard

1. The stuff you have to wash off your face after you’ve gone down on a really wet girl, and especially so before you kiss the next one! If..

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