Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Badoosey

1. this is a word that is used when in public with friends to describe a stong unpleasant odor. The odor is a combination of booty, ass, an..

Quamere

1. 1. The jock at your school who gets angry when he doesn't succeed. 2. The ladies man with a cute face, hot body, and a bad boy edg..

Umber-ella

1. Misspronounced umbrella. Now taken up by MTV hosts, as a catchphrase in reference to Rihanna's newest single. Attempt at creating ..

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