Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

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Purple Mushroom Bruise

1. The act of pulling out your penis while being blown, and systematically slapping your partner's face with it, thus leaving a purpl..

Zip It!

1. a popular catch-all term first widely used by loudmouth TV show host Morton Downey Jr.. He was always popping off the chops about what h..

Ambap

1. As Much Boob As Possible. Showing your boobs as much as possible, usually through the use of low-cut tops and such alike. Useful for at..

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