Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Resort Vacation

1. to lick around, or insert one's tongue into, another person's anal sphincter. More commonly used as a compound verb: "to ..

W00tish

1. Crazy happiness! Insane joy. Something that is awesome that doesn't happen very often. Billys grade went from a D- to an A-! W00ti..

Drink And Dial

1. The inevitable process of calling a romantic interest (girlfriend, boyfriend, etc) while intoxicated to confess random thoughts about ab..

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