Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

[clubbed To Death]

1. the most inspirational/motivational song ever. If you listen to clubbed to death in key life situations you will come out on top Whenev..

Jewbei

1. A neologism/wordplay based on a character's name (Jubei) from the video game Samurai Shodown (SNK). It is to be applied when the us..

Foolish Mortal

1. A mortal who does something so very foolish, that he is forever deemed a "foolish mortal." The antithesis of the foolish mort..

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