Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Landing Hams

1. The act or procedure of writing shitty humor articles. Weekly. "Hey Brady, how 'bout "Student Goes to PO, Gets Letter&qu..

10 Second Cum-slap

1. The art of premeture ejaculation upon entry (well, after about 10 seconds) And then being slaped in the face with a hand covered in cum!..

Malinaria

1. A sexually transmitted disease, most commonly obtained through multiple sexual partners. However, disease recurrence is more likely whe..

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