Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Orange Quigley

1. When a female disperses fecal matter onto the male's penis. "Last night we got so drunk Sally ended up giving me an orange qu..

Scrapy Burning

1. The sensation of corn shells scraping the anus wall accompanied with a burning feeling in the same general area. This usually occurs aft..

Laxacrap

1. A bowel movement after taking laxatives. I was backed-up for a week until my grandpa's Metamucil gave me the best laxacrap of my l..

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