Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Roflmaoage

1. Rolling On the Floor Laughing Munching An Orange And Getting Ecstatic usually for MSN and that,like ROFL or ROFLMAO but for something e..

Poppin' Pirate

1. Spit On A Girls Back, So She THINKS Youve Come, Then Ejaculate In Her Eye, Whilst She Stumbles Around Clutching The Eye, You Kick ..

E-bay

1. A place where you can find almost anything (whether inedible or not) to bid on. Human body parts have been sold at over 500 dollars. Bou..

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