Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Obeezy

1. Nickname for 44th President of the United States, Barack Obama. "Did you see Obeezy's nomination speezy?" "Ya, It ..

Fat John

1. Extremly fat bastard who likes to grab peoples necks and swing them around "Let go of me you FAT FUCK! 2. What the homosexual mo..

One Nighter

1. Picking up a chick for sex and then dumping her right after you give her your "ghost" See "humpty dumpty"..

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