Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Jovah

1. Eebnix for "Jehovah". IN THE GHETTO: MUSLIM: I 'ship 'lah. J.W.: I 'ship Jovah. See jeez, jc..

Rackethead Chevin

1. When someone uses a racket, tennis badminton squash whatever, to imatate a person. they take their glasses and thread them through the h..

Scotched Up

1. To get in a sticky situation, in reference to Scotch brand of tape. Yo, I can't go to Atlanta next weekend; I got scotched up with..

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