Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

You Should Have Bought A Squirrel

1. an answer to any question in existance If you are going to but a house full of pizza for 18 dollars, and you found another deal for 43 ..

Rameen

1. A naturally good person at heart, someone who is good, kind, and a protector of people held dear, but Rameens usually try not to show it..

Superfantabulouslysmartandfunny

1. (adj) super fantastic and fabulous while being smart and funny "do you know that kid over there?" "Yea he is superfanta..

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