Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

New Brunswick Mud Cutter

1. The act of making your gal shart herself by spiking with laxatives followed by anal sex. A break-up move. Best if performed in an alte..

Failf

1. Acronym meaning Farm Animal I’d Like to Fuck. Hey Cletus, didja see da way that der horse was lookin at me?, gull-dang id like to feed..

Zoo Ass

1. zoo ass when you have the shits ,like the animals in the zoo man don't know whati ate last night but do i have zoo ass today..

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