Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Monnie

1. there are many meanings to the word: monnie, pronounced: MO-NNNNNIE 1)a special substance, aka: short person, who is unable to park 2)..

Zeden

1. a tribe of warrior princess originatig from the amazonian jungle Did you see her, shes a Zeden, god damn shes got nice breasts 2. Tra..

Pullin A Julie

1. When a girl takes a shit on a boy and screams "poo on you" over and over again until the deed in done. Isabelle: Dude did you..

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