Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Ring Around The Airport

1. When you drive around an airport in circles trying to find the gate you are going to or picking someone up from. Esp. in large airports ..

Quotecan

1. similar to the game "kick the can" except u must yell a random quote as loud as you can before kicking. Often used in a traile..

Jeser

1. One who fails miserably at school, work, sports, and life altogether. Bum: "Spare some change sir?" Guy: "Sure, here yo..

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