Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

25 Cent Insurance Policy

1. the terminology used in the movie "Grease" for condom. aw, damn. i forgot my 25 cent insurance policy. See condom, rubber, s..

Crazy Like Mutha Fucka Hanzo

1. Hanzo is the well-endowed samurai from the cult trilogy Hanzo the Razor. Hanzo is best described as a Japanese amalgamation of Shaft and..

Zebyork

1. a fat bitch who used to sell vacuums, but stopped after realizing he sucked dick far better than they ever could. Also swallows jizm. &..

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