Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Doing The Numbers

1. a reference to the mutual oral sex activity commonly known as 69 Dave and Marsha seem to have realy hit it off. I think they were doin..

Ftmfakw

1. F or T he M other F ucking A ss K icking W in f*ck websters! Urban Dictionary FTMFAKW! See ftw, ftmfw, lol, rofl, lmao..

Mouth Woopy

1. alot like woopy just in the mouth. its an act of "making out" or french kissing. i made the best mouth woopy ever today...mm..

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