Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Joontun / Juntun

1. noun one who acts humpfreely. A derelict can often be confused with a joontun...

Coughed Up A Dick

1. another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up. Tim: Hey how was your date last night? Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a d..

The Fruit Basket

1. the opposite of a mangina. when you bend over and show your balls and shaft (haha, BALLS AND SHAFT!) through your legs. You need a big..

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