Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Jizznap

1. A nap taken during the sleepy feeling associated with ejaculation. After ejaculating inside her vagina, I became tired, so i took a jiz..

Qualifly

1. n. To qualify in a paper plane contest. Can also be used the day that one grows wings. Variations: • Qualiflication (n): the act of qu..

Guyla

1. Somebody who everyone loves, wants to be like, looks up to and wants to hang out with. A Guyla tells the best stories, has an infectiou..

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