Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Slark Martyr

1. A great rock band from Louisville, KY. Unknown to most, but give them beer and they will rock! enjoy Slark Martyr while cleaning up the..

Zitzer

1. A zitzer is when a girl chews up three Utz's chocolate covered pretzels, gives a guy a blow job. Then he smacks her in the face wit..

Vadgemaster

1. a man who is able to penetrate an extensive amount of vaginas, aka gets laid alot. The football quarterback is the biggest vadgemaster ..

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