Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Grieve And Leave

1. When you attend a funeral of a family member or an aquaitance, you did not know well or attending a funeral and you have no reason to be..

Ziff

1. A word that can be used in place of "as if" Friend: dude i hooked up with Jessica Alba last night. You: Ziff, you did not. ..

Someone Else's Hangover

1. This is when you wake up in the morning feeling like you really tied one on the night before even though you didn't have anything t..

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