Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

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1. The act of shooting cum (semen) into a hole or circular receptacle of any kind, by way of maturbation or sexual relations. Masturbation..

V/r

1. "Very Respectfully" - as a complimentary close used in informal correspondance, like emails or bulletin board messages. ...Th..

Zangetsu

1. Badass sword owned by the one and only Kurosaki Ichigo from Bleach. In its shikai form the sword looks kind of like a giant butcher knif..

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