Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

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1. Stands for: Belly Out Farther Than Tits When looking at a girl from the side, her belly sticks out farther than her tits. Yo, that bof..

Yum Stains

1. Food stains on the clothes or face. You have yum stains on your face! Dry Milk See food, stains 2. Leftover (an unfortunate waste.....

Grumpy Pants

1. One who is always being grumpy & gets upset at everything. "Matt you're being a grumpy pants! Smile grumpy pants!" ..

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