Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Zizzle

1. A cigarette lighter, from the famous Zippo. Sir, could you lend me your lighter so that I may smoke my marijuana cigarette? Nizzle, pa..

Extreme Sports Club

1. A club for sexist boys, not men, that think they are more extreme than everyone else. No girls are allowed because the boys are afraid o..

Blue-bunny

1. An object, and/or animal that is known to have sexual attributes. The Blue-bunny was cought in the arms of that fairly large man. See ..

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