Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Zakk Wylde

1. Outstanding guitarist accomplished in numerous styles ranging from classical to the heaviest metal this side of Tony Iommi. One of the p..

Zebitch

1. A woman who was raped by a gay man. Usually a man she hates/is disgusted by. Yeah, she's zebitch 2. Any person raped by Zeb Th..

Lipton Dip

1. The placement of the male testicles into one's mouth. (See tea-bagging.) "Dude, its Wednesday and I kicked your ass at this r..

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