Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Dalitude

1. The pretentious attitude or air many inviduals from Dallas, Texas carry with them. That girl has some bad dalitude going on. See dalla..

Calthusian

1. 1. Of or pertaining to Calci, Italy. 2. Synonym for Moonhugger. 1. While in Italy, he kept running into Calthusians, even when he was ..

Jerkaholic

1. A person who masturbates to a degree that it interferes with their daily life. He was such a jerkaholic, that his wife left him for mas..

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