Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Cruster

1. One who is crusty; either in attitude, behavior, or appearance. 1: My boss was being a real cruster last night by not letting me go hom..

Brosary

1. A necklace or piece of jewelery worn by a bro to ward off bad omens and such. "Dude, d'you think Ryne's brosary is gonna..

Zomgtmdwtfbbq

1. A singlish derivation of omgwtfbbq. z - result of a hungry uncontrollable left pinky omg - oh my god tmd - ta ma de (mandarin swear f..

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