Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Oogy

1. Feeling the effect of an illness or injury. Think of Kathy Bates' character in Stephen King's book "Misery". You m..

Booyahshaka

1. When a person is overjoyed. Often said with punks and occasionaly emos. Ali G started the booyahshaka trend. Mary: We are drinking toni..

Hufflepump

1. a.k.a. known as a penis pump. May also be used as an adjective describing the act of hufflepumping oneself. Guy with buldge: "hey ..

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