Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

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Qwp

1. An acronym seen on metaquoting sites. Means Quoted With Permission. On LJ, I found a post that said, "That Terry Pratchett guy wr..

Laddering

1. To move to a higher level of education by receiving credit for the course material completed at a lower level. Receiving credit for cour..

I Hit Lefty, But Only In Baseball

1. A metaphorical way of a telling a gay or lesbian you are straight and have no desire or capacity for a same-sex hookup. You tell a bi ..

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