Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Mashing Meat

1. when two fat ass people bump uglies lester and his girl are two of the fattest fucks Ive ever seen Id hate to be around when they start..

Russian Bride

1. 1) A Person (usually female) who sells herself via the internet to anyone willing 2 buy. They are usually looking 2 the get into a mor..

Fagginess

1. ProNoun describing the degree of being a fag or lame. see Gayness for more information John was unaware of the fagginess of his answer..

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