Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Ruby Throated Mattress Thrasher

1. a female humanoid bird imitator who has nymphomaniac tendencies and is known for aggressive trashing of environment when having sex. Wh..

Hair Monster

1. a hair that in on any type of clothing that is not attached to the body anymore wearing a shirt an theres a hair on it, that not a part..

Moogina

1. The vagina of a fat or overweight woman. That girl is such a fat cow I can't believe anyone would want to screw her moogina!!!! Si..

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