Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Zat'ni'katel

1. A handheld Goa'uldweapon, formed in the shape of a coiled serpent. The zat'ni'katel was nicknamed "zat gun" by ..

Chodeson Gibson

1. a member of the chode squad Chodeson Gibson is in the chode squad..

Chocolate Disaster

1. when u take a poo and forget to whipe all the way.... couple hours later it hardens into a dingle berry... where u now need to use youur..

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