Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

[satan's] [egg] [nog]

1. Satan's Egg Nog is another way of saying cum. Or in other words, the sperm that comes out of your penis when ejaculating. A lot of..

Meera

1. Mirabai (1498-1547) (also spelled Meera) was a female Hindu mystical poet whose compositions are popular throughout India. She was a 16t..

Dark Night Queen

1. A girl that is one brought on by beer goggles. She looks great at the bar or at night with low lights but in full light with no buzz, yo..

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