Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Nobstacle

1. Something to prevent someone getting laid. I'd like to boneJenny, but her mum's a major nobstacle. Take every nobstacle life..

Omgwtfbfg

1. a word used when no other could be , mainly used to mock those that use text language in real life convo. stands for oh my god what ..

Love Blood

1. The added lubrication that comes from having sex during a woman's menstrual cycle. Samantha's love blood was all over Bob. S..

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