Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Ryuzo

1. a half japanese half mexican fellow who enjoys samurai sowrd fighting and new years. "Do you know Ryuzo?" "Yeah dude, h..

Vales

1. A human-born Czech hottie who is too goddamn amazing to be defined by the English language. Typically found stalking around seedy nightc..

Zorch Cow

1. Cool, fresh, outta sight, real George. Common in the early 1950s. That was a zorch cow game...

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