Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Olivia Munn

1. A dirty little cock tease that is co-host of G4's attack of the show. Did you see Olivia Munn last night on tv, god damn I would l..

King Snow

1. A well known member of the Almighty Latin King / Queen Nation, suspected of having strong ties to other similar organizations and indivi..

Fire Wood

1. Another word for Ghonoreah. Used from the guy perspective. Ryan: Dude! I made sweet sweet love to this hot slut last night. James: Oh ..

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