Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

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Zajaczkowski

1. pronouced za-ja-kow-ski. a polish girl, incredibly sexy. one look at her and all guys pop up. damn, i just saw a zajaczkowski. See sex..

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1. Something that is so hot, you'll cum your pants! Vagildo's mom walked in the room, and started taking off all her clothes, an..

Rambo Kiss

1. When you're eating out a girl while shes having her period Dude why is your face so bloody? Because i just gave my girl a rambo k..

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