Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Dirty Fuentes

1. The male dons a clown costume and proceeds to lovingly insert the red rubber nose ball in his partner's bootyhole. When he is ready..

Zyklon-b

1. 1.the gas used on the jews in the halocaust. it came in cans and when exposed to the air it would create a gas. that gas was streamed th..

Muddybutt

1. when there's mud on a butt jimmy fell in the mud and got a muddybutt. See muddycunt..

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