Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

I Know Where You Live!

1. If an individual wants to do bodily harm to another, he knows where to find the subject of the threat. This phrase is commonly used in ..

Naircrow

1. 1. A scarecrow made out of your average scarecrow clothing, except it is filled with Nair. 2. A scarecrow made out of your average scar..

Ying Tong Iddle I Po

1. Coined by The Goon Show, Ying tong iddle I po can be used as an affirmation or an exclamation. "Harry, could you lend us that hamm..

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