Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Jerkworthy

1. Originally, somebody or something that would be very easy to masturbate to. Now, it's a stand in for anything pleasurable. Also, s..

Shemo

1. an emo who is so emo that you cannot tell if it is male or female "woah! is that a boy or a girl" "it's a shemo&qu..

Jack Flack

1. The father figure who appears from the mist to save the lost. Jack Flack is a legend who wears a black leather sport coat, appears from ..

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