Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Unfuckingbelievable

1. When something is so hard to imagine, that you just can't fucking believe it. Did you see that jerkoff pull out in front of my car..

Gay Berry

1. Two guys on the side of a bike trail picking berries together and feeding them to each other. There are some berries that we can pick t..

Kavalchuk

1. A name that is of russian descent. This is other wise known as a hockey name and anyone that has this name dangles. Also related to Kova..

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