Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Joppy

1. a reference to the sexiest woman alive, often used as a compliment for the prettiest or most attractive person, usually female. "W..

Red-eye Dial

1. Inspired by drunk-dialing, red-eye dialing involves deliriously calling someone from your cell phone at the airport because you're ..

Uggalatto

1. Extremely, unbearably ugly. "I would never buy that shirt, it's uggalatto." "She was Ugg-a-laa-to" See ugly..

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