Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Zetz

1. A guy who has there balls in a womans purse!!! bro you need to handle your girl, ur bein a zetz! See shady, pussyclot, wiener, oussy..

K-rizzle

1. An underage boyfriend "Yo Tina! You hear that Tammy has a k-rizzle?" See boyfriend, boo, underage 2. some one who loses at..

Cuntselling

1. (verb)When a group of male friends give advice on how to get laid, past sexexperiences, or anything else to do with vaginasto a less exp..

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