Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Conagro

1. A cunt..

Fraternitool

1. Often seen with a sorostitute, a fraternitool is the stereotypical blowsed hair, off-center ball cap, pop-collared, complete tool (or &a..

Zip Your Soup-cooler

1. Imperative command meaning "Shut your mouth", "Let's hear no more from you", or simply "Shut the fuck up&q..

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