Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Kentucky Speedball

1. An injected mix of methamphetamine and oxycontin. That chick they found in the port-a-pottie OD'd from a Kentucky speedball. See ..

Aww Shit

1. Used when one is about to have somehting bad happen to them, or has found out something very bad. Aww shit! I left my money at home! S..

Yeartardedness

1. An affliction suffered by millions of people starting in January and lasting 2 to 3 weeks. Said afflicted unconciously write the dates ..

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