Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

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W00txors

1. "w00t" = a term like "Alright!/YEAH!" "xors" futhers this method of excitement. I HAVE CABLE MODEM NOW! ..

Oressa

1. one who likes to suck on fingers/toes --I had to babysit last night, that kid is quite the little oressa. --Oh, you're dating Bil..

Congo Cock

1. Congo Cock; an extremly large penis, similar in length as a stallion horse when completley erect. The congo cock has been known to be ..

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