Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

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1. A condition which occurs as a result of getting one's teeth caught in the zipper of a blow job recipient's pants. Have you se..

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