Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Hobo Cunt

1. someone who's a cunt and just can't be bothered doing anything - just sit there and booze all day or lay in bed.. which is mor..

Yo Shit Is Weak

1. When an opponet is bringin a sub-par game to the table in a competition or challenge of some sort. Can even be affiliated with a person..

Vodkashitze.

1. Uncontrollable loose stools from drinkng too much vodka the night before. Cousin to the Tequilashitz. Dude, don't go in there. We ..

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