Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Jimmy Slap

1. v. 1: The act slapping someone with ones flaccid penis; usually, though not always across the face. The optimal jimmy slap leaves a da..

Pussy Up

1. 1. Act mean towards someone. 2. Act scared/scured/cowardly towards someone. Don't pussy up now, nigga, after talking all that shi..

Cocktail Sauce

1. The result of a man ejaculating on the rear end (tail) of a sex partner. After Shandra and I had Doggystyle sex I pulled out and gave h..

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