Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Norman Tebbit

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Zaponga!

1. pornounced zaPonga (the P as explosive as possible, spit if you have to) is a term to express "in your face", "owned"..

Freckle Pole

1. When someone has a freckles all over their wiener. Look at that dudes freckly face - I bet his freckle pole will be creepy and exquisit..

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