Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Rosenbaum

1. 1. A dirty mooch 2. One who plays Magic Cards every weekend while enjoying the company of stump handed women "Can I borrow a penc..

Queef Herder

1. A man who enjoys getting his face queefed (vaginal fart) on. His face smells like fish. He must be a queef herder. See queef, burp, fa..

Use-a-way

1. 1. An installment plan that allows one to utilize a service or product while making feasible monthly payments. 2. A extension of credit..

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