Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

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Dry Hump

1. The rubbing of ones hard on and another's vaginawhile wearing clothing which results in orgasm. I dry humped my boyfriend last nig..

Zooriot

1. Proper Noun: An independent recording artist in LA California. ZooRiot is often mistaken for a rock band but is in actuality a rock solo..

Grocery Chute

1. The terminal portion of the lower intestine, including the corn port. Although she had an incredibly tight ass, Chuck just couldn'..

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