Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Trashketball

1. A long since known variation of the popular 'basketball.' Using a crumpled piece of paper or similar object that is specifical..

Keider

1. bitch and or some scrawny boy who thinks he is the shit "oh hey im the shit" who does that kid think he is? what a f'n k..

Unhappienate

1. See happienate. It's the opposite. I hate Jill, and when I saw her delighted that John asked her out, I came up with a devious pl..

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