Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Igloo

1. A standard means of Canadian housing. Let's play curling in our igloo 2. a sex move when the you stick your head up a womans pus..

Zorch Crystal

1. See bodaggit, pieces of left over toilet paper from yesterday's crap. Often discovered when wiping one's ass while crapping th..

Paleful

1. enlightening full overload by the pale Jack was pale with strain after paleful effort of playfully carrying a pailful o' water. S..

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