Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

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1. this is a dancing kirby. live it. live it. Kirby it. basically, you use it to denote extreme happiness. can also be used after -dances-..

Happy Stool

1. A turd in the shape of a smiley face sitting in the bottom of the toilet bowl "Honey, you gotta come and see my happy stool!"..

Etarr

1. To suck numerous cocks in quick succession. Whoa man, he totally etarred those five burly, well hung men...

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