Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Vampire Bites

1. piercings in your neck. sort of look like a vampire has bitten you, hence the name. VAMPIRE BITES. Dick: Duuude! check out my vampire b..

Atrocity-of-life

1. About to shoot j2n4me. Hey, look! Here comes Atrocity! LOOK OUT, J2!!!..

My Team

1. This is basically a new definition of the words "My Team". Its a saying you use when you come across a fit person whether it b..

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