Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Cervical Pick-axe

1. A penis that is too large for the receiving vagina...it damages the vagina and produces a profuse amount of blood upon withdrawal. init..

R U Srs

1. Are you serious?common text phrase often unneccesarily spelled out frnd:yo...i lmost gt bggd by sum jakez 2dai you: omg..r u srs See ..

Kilmer

1. someone who is at the top of their game and is above everyone else skill level. Usually said at the basketball court. This person pose..

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