Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Putternugget

1. Takes too much time. Is slow. Beast. This car is such a putternugget, it won't get me anywhere! See slow, fast, beastly 1. Tak..

Mckegg

1. Any minor who has partaken in a drinking contest involving orange soda.The prefix "Mc" refers to anyone under the age of 18 an..

The Real Macoy

1. term used in the 1920's during prohibition to assure that the liquor you were purchasing on the black market was real; Making sure ..

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