Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Necroposting

1. On a message board, posting something irrelevent on a really old topic to bring it to the top of the list topics. name comes from the fa..

Noaf

1. a person who has no IQ. also a term for cokehead or crackwhore also a term for slut oh my god amy whinehouse is such a noaf! See cra..

Eli

1. Someone who is fucking amazing and sweet, they're always up for more fun. Man, you were really Eli back there. Did you see that k..

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