Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?


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a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys


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