Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Ptkog

1. A Punch That Keeps On Going. Most often a joke, one person punches a person slowly, then continues to push after the original contact b..

Ass-bat

1. A gigantic humanoid bat that dwells in the anus of Micheal Jackson until sunset to feed on children especially little boys. Mom: Oh my ..

W+m1

1. A technique used by bad gamers using only the W key and holding down Mouse 1. They charge in sort of a rambo/scarface fashion to enemies..

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