Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Emily Zinn

1. A sexy, beautiful, smart girl that gets some when she wants some and DGAF's it all the time That hoe wishes she was an Emily Zi..

T The B

1. A sexual connotation that indicates a propensity to orally satisfy someone's anal orifice (i.e. tongue the bung). Dog, that girl i..

Yoder Toter

1. A large white 16-seater van that carries the Amish on excursions to Wal-mart. Jebidiah rode the Yoder Toter into town so that he could ..

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