Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Quigon

1. noun: a person who consumes large amounts of intoxicating substances without thought of consequence. verb: to live in extremes by sayin..

Neckwalk

1. A propelled walk by the neck from a colleague that serves as a platform for airing out many indiscretions. Oftentime it also includes e..

No Top

1. A person who is not circumcised, or just not cool at all. If you are a no top you are a loser. Anyone you hate can be considered a no to..

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