Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Zoe2

1. A really, really short 6 hour game that is sweet while it lasts but UGH I HATE KONAMI NOOOO!!!!! (ps - they should've given us an M..

Circum

1. A slang term for the foreskin of the uncircumsized penis. Bob's circum is so damn long, he has to coil it up like a water hose or ..

Clope

1. (n) - A venereal disease that afflicts summer camp staff members working a clopening day (closing and opening.) Symptoms include: energ..

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