Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Cumblanket

1. A blanket for the use of wiping up cum after a good fucking. A cumblanket or tea towel or possibly ur mums best curtains! See cum, bla..

Fleety

1. A nocternal species, believed to inhabitate urban areas in the south of England. Noted by anthropologists to be lacking motivation and r..

Sympathy Grope

1. it starts as a sympathetic hug... but quickly segueways into a plea for symapthy sex. I was feeling super crappy and my friend's b..

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