Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Easy Choices

1. A good looking girl who you wouldnt mind taking her clenlyness, or having her give you oral pleasure. If the girl is attractive then she..

Vahweggie

1. a weggie that proceeds from the butt into a girl's vagina. exceedingly uncomfortable. Jack: hey anna, why are you walking so weird..

Pollare

1. When, in a company, there's a joint lights up, "pollare" means the act of a person who smokes too much and doesn't ..

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