Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Blawg!

1. is an expression, used as an interjection, in reaction to the confusion and perplexity that arises when a person fails to realize or rec..

Quicky Smut Blanket

1. A blanket left behind after a wild night of pin the tail on the meat flute. Remnants of the spitting skin snake. A musty old throw bla..

[baby Fever]

1. The yearning one gets after holding, seeing, or being around a baby. Typically happens in childless women of a young age. Maria: Awww, ..

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