Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Long View

1. The wrong name for Green Day's "Longview" off the Dookie album. It's about loneliness and laziness. Oh yeah! And mas..

Harveying

1. The act of spending time with Harvey I am going to do some hard core harveying today. 2. To be a total asshole to everyone in order t..

Oyster Picking

1. when someone opens up another ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster chris opened chel..

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