Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Zydrate

1. It's an essence extracted from someone's skull at the point of death. It's highly euphoric and addictive. You don't..

Henrik Lundqvist

1. The greatest goaltender in the history of the NHL. Makes amazing saves look simple and in a shootout is next to unbeatable. Any woman wo..

Queef Ballarina

1. insult. one who tries to act graceful or cool but inevitibly messes up "megan o'keef...such a queef ballarina" 1. ins..

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