Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Longnamed

1. To have a name as long or as many letters as longname(d) Sebastien aka longname(d) See zyklon..

Vag Pat

1. noun A congratulatory, over-the-pants pat on the vag of a female. Much like a pat on the bum, but much more demeaning. Often used by d..

Ytba

1. Your the best asian, usually used if one of your friends is actually asian. Must be smart and funny. Ian: I got an A+ on my homework as..

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