Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Queericle

1. Pronounced like miricle only replacing 'queer-' where the 'meer-' should go. Queericles are people who are so gay i..

Unbefregginlievably

1. –adjective 1. too extraordinarily incredible to be believed. Tenaya is so unbefregginlievably sweet. ..

Vargy

1. one who is sexually impotent and can only recieve sexual pleasure anally. I banged lambourne in the butt. See Vargy..

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