Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

3 Coil Steamer

1. Any unusually extra large turd. Picture it: coiled three times, with a hot steamy stench rising from it. I feel 20 pounds lighter, now..

Redneck Car

1. Chevy Camaro from 1980-2002 If you drive a redneck car that has a type of mullet named after it, you might be a redneck. see Camaro Cut..

Chonte

1. nickname for this goofy mexican guy from El Llano. his mom makes up crazy names for everyone in their family... his brother tonio is cal..

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