Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Credit Card Declined

1. its when u try to credit card sum1, but u get an ass load of shit on ur finger. its fucking gross, and u shuld giv bitches like this hu..

Zprotoss

1. According to everyone else, some fag who plays Starcraft all day and has no life and never goes outside. ZP needs friends. See Davey ..

Gaarj

1. Pittsburghese for a place where you put your car. Also known as a garage. That motherfucker hit my gaarj with that bat! See garage, pa..

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