Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Unconditionality

1. Having love integrated into one's personality, so that it emits rays of continuity throughout all planes; the kind of love a mother..

Super Happy Fun Time

1. A word that special/mental people would use for the word 'Masturbation'. *high pitched voice* Weeeeeeeeee! Super happy fun ti..

Haket

1. Implemented in awkward situations when no one can think of what to say. Haket Haket Haket, Haket Haket Haket Hoey, Tim. Hoey, Tim! ..

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