Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Tampedo

1. A Tampon (used or otherwise) that has been propelled by some means, such as throwing or via a catapult. "Oh crap, here comes a bom..

Bunny-rabbiting

1. Violent, hyper, random thrusting during sex. Usually involves an unexperienced man with an abnormally small penis. "Last night, Da..

Zlut

1. A classy, trust-worthy, clean (checked) zombie prostitute. They are checked for all types of zombie STD's. Hey, if you want shoot y..

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