Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Computers

1. The answer to every single question. Billy: How do they make cheese? Bob: Computers. 2. Sometimes really great to have around the ho..

Boner Chewing

1. The act of "chewing," or "munching" on a man's penis during the act or oral intercourse. Brandon: Dude, my gir..

W.w.f.d.?

1. Means what would fobbitt do? For all those Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen, Marines, Coasties who do not leave the wire. Complian because the..

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