Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Bellswede

1. The word Bellswede is created by the merging of two words; 1 - Bellend - The common known name for the helmet/head of the penis. 2 -..

Ferrethuman

1. (noun) the form of creatures that will be created to serve us when Azwad Rahman rules the world, remember, you pissed him off enough Ho..

Kwishle

1. a dumb sport with two eggs and a llama. lets play some kwishle! nah, id rather watch the sink back up. See mobius..

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