Beat Your Jesus

What is Beat Your Jesus?

a common masturbation term used in the christian world when priests get mad at the altar servers for being bad little boys.fluff your garfield

Let me lick your leg!!! DAMNIT!! GO BEAT YOUR JESUS!!! *wispers to self* fucking incoherent boys

Ditch Slap

1. A longboarding event that is hosted in Albuquerque, New Mexico, among the most beautiful ditches and tunnels you will ever see in your l..

Italicize

1. 1) to make a font look slightly tipped over. 2) to be slanty, like an asian 3) to have sex with eva or liz, or both. 1) I needed to i..

Shirlz

1. word used to describe a beautiful, intelligent, sexy and caring individual. Often associated with enormous booties. Favourite colour bei..

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