Beat Your Meat

What is Beat Your Meat?

1.

When Your really horny and can't get some, you rent porn and rub your little man till he becomes strong. MASTURBATING!!! Always be sure to use a rubber glove for protection!

Jason: Geeze, I can't get laid, im gonna have to beat my meat tonight!

Bob: Your horniness and extreme virginity frightens me jason.

2.

Stroke your salami. To jack off!

I caught Tonio beating his Meat.

3.

Masterbation in an up and down motion.(preformed by male or females willing to do it for you.)

Marcus almost got caught beating his meat.

4.

slap your pork

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