Beat Your Pud

What is Beat Your Pud?


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To tap your log. Beat your meat. Choke your chicken. Flong your dong.

If you would like to beat your pud with a group of fine liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with a bunch of corn holing, butt eating faggots. Poofters love to help you beat your pud

See flong your dong, beat your meat, circle jerk, splooie contest


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