Beatimus Maximus

What is Beatimus Maximus?

the maximum amount of times you can beat off in one day.

"jeez, it's so sore Jim, I think I've achieved Beatimus Maximus"

See beat, meat, rub, wank, cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez

Harpoons

1. Many overweight people. Oh noez!11!!!1! The Harpoons! See harpoon, harpoons, big, heavy, fat..

Ivy's

1. Reference to your pair of Allen Iverson shoes. Hey, dont be steppin' on my Ivy's now. I just got my pair of Ivy's yeste..

Defunkify

1. To get out of one's depressed, moody state. Joe needed to defunkify after moping around for a month since his girlfriend broke up ..

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