Beatimus Maximus

What is Beatimus Maximus?


1.

the maximum amount of times you can beat off in one day.

"jeez, it's so sore Jim, I think I've achieved Beatimus Maximus"

See beat, meat, rub, wank, cleveland steamer, dirty sanchez


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